Futurama
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Qubert: Since i'm going to be in charge here let me examine my crew ... Dr. Zoidberg, do you even have a medical degree?
Dr. Zoidberg: Um, I lost it, in a volcano.
Qubert: And Bender, what do we need a bending machine for?
Bender: Me no speaka de english.
Qubert: And whay do we have a captain with only one eye?
Leela: Hey!
Qubert: Let me introduce you to my new friend ... Depth Perception! HaHaHaˇ!ˇ
---SUMMARY---
Professor Farnsworth had to make a successor to continue his work so he revealed that he had started a clone 10 years ago and then he revealed it. The clone was Qubert. Qubert wanted to examine his crew so therefore I put down the dialog, it's my favorite dialog in the whole show!
---FACT---
The engines on the planet express ship move the whole universe around while the ship stays in the same place.
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Fry: Am I gonna drown?
Umbriel: Oh no, just relax and let the current sooth your every muscle.
Fry: AAAAHHHHH......
Umbriel: Did it just get colder?
---LATER---
Umbriel: This is a volcanic current. The water rushes out of here at over 4000 degrees!
Fry: AAAAHHHHH.....
Umbriel: Did it just get colder?
---SUMMARY---
Fry kept pissing in the water and the temperature changed.
---FACT---
There is a lost city ATLANTA. It was Atlanta, Georga before the island got over populated and it sank.
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